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ziplining wood

When you put floss down the urethra and thread it out your butthole.
"Hey Meg, do you wanna try ziplining wood later?"
by cubed March 21, 2023
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Tiger Woods

a non-alcoholic combination of cola and diet cola, created and made popular by American philanderer Tiger Woods . An alcoholic version of the beverage is also known as a Tiger Woods.
Customer: “Barkeep, cola please! Half diet, half original recipe. Thank you.

Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”
by The Devil May Care Kid June 12, 2019
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wee wood

by CHOOCJIE March 4, 2022
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lay some wood

The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.
by TLKay January 14, 2017
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Wood Wrestling

We run D-12. The most savage gang out there. The Dub Squad. The hardest part of other teams workouts is just our warm up. We win the district and PCL tournaments almost every year.
Anyone at the same tournament as Wood Wrestling: “look at those wood kids do they ever smile”
Someone who over heard them: “ no they are murders. Hopefully you won’t have to wrestle one of them
by Billyg1010 June 27, 2018
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Chris Wood

Chris Wood is an amazing actor. He’s also incredibly ‘dreamy’ and ‘handsome’. He plays “Jake Riley” in containment, he was a police officer. He played a character with white hair in Carrie diaries, i think he died idk i never watched it but amazing. He played Mon-el in Supergirl as Kara Zor-El’s boyfriend, he was amazing he deserved rewards. His little accents like saying “Kara, I’m home” and “Use me for good, please” was top notch. I would give him a whole Emmy or whatever. In Vampire Diaries he was everyone’s favorite love-hate villain, Kai Parker. He should have got way more awards, his dry and sarcastic humor would let alone get an award if it were up to me ( also because hes handsome as hell). I’m surprised they didnt cancel the whole show just to make one dedicated to how good of an actor he is. Even a gif of him talking about murdering a manager is iconic.
“I want to get a picture frame of Chris Wood” Lol
by Melwood is very adorable. November 17, 2020
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5 woods

Smoking to forget about her
When im on her chest hearing her heart beat while she playes with my hair but then i realize it’s the 5 woods i faced to forget about her.
by yourdoggo June 16, 2024
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