Dude last night Betty tied me to her bed and started sausage slicing me I was screaming in pain and pleasure
by Damen doggy January 21, 2017
Masturbating until your cum
by meatroller December 13, 2019
Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage
by TrumpStump December 16, 2016
by HillshireFarms November 24, 2018
Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
"Sarah, you still at Nick's place?"
"Nah, he invited tons of his friends over and I don't like being a bun in a sausage fest."
"Nah, he invited tons of his friends over and I don't like being a bun in a sausage fest."
by FlufflePuffPony December 11, 2016
The act of a guy having anal sex after she has defecated without wiping her asshole. After he pulls his faeces-covered penis out of her anus he makes her suck it clean
“Yeah Joel and Grace hit it off hard last night, you should have heard then. I even think they had a little Saucy Sausage Dip”
by megacockmuncher October 31, 2021