cloud name

cloud is a terrible friend and you should never be friends with them /j in reality, cloud is a lovely person with lynx disease and has terrible pitch although they try very hard. they love the song “all i want for christmas is you” by mariah carrie. cloud is most likely found with their lovely partners. hold on to cloud, and let go because a cloud is literally just floating vapor what the fuck.

person: what are you doing tonight?
you: handing out with cloud name
(lovely person, probably has a piss kink…..)

by penis_mmmmmm November 21, 2021

Laur (name)

The only guy that can blend big dick energy with suave flirting. He won't try to steal your girls, but they'll be flocking to him nonetheless. Think you can outmatch it? Think again - he picks up skills like they're child toys and pulls them out l like a t-shirt launcher.

Met this guy last night, he was suuuch a Laur (name)! I wish I could see him again, but I can tell he's so busy with all the girls swooning over him :(

by TheDefinotaur November 22, 2021

Templar (name)

Templar is the type of person who would come to your aid right away if you fell but as soon as you recovered she’d be pissing of laughter. She is a real team player and brushes off failures just as quickly as characters brush off the fake dust from their shoulders. With her around you will never get bored as she is a sexy ass girl with a sexy ass body, with a great butt. She sure knows how to make music even if her voice is worse than a fork scraping across a plate. Treat her well or you gonna die because lets be honest, Templar might be shy at first but she sure knows how to get people to back her.

Guy no.1: Hey, is that Templar over there?
Guy no.2: Of course, she is laughing at the poor dude
Guy no.1: The one who just fell?
Guy no.2: duh, ofc!

Templar (name) just cause there was none as the name all were about knights and stuff.

by TemplarNOTknight123 November 4, 2021

[last name]thirty

last namethirty is a time when any particular individual shows up to work. Might be 9am. Might be 9:30am. Depends on a number of factors and the individual (i.e. border, traffic, weather, illness, bad burrito, etc.).

Employee 1: Where's last name at? What time is he coming in?
Employee 2: I don't know.. maybe last namethirty? He texted last night and mentioned something about having some bad Mexican food at this new place... might be a bad burrito slowing him down...

by Kap21 November 12, 2021

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

someone named satin

Someone with the name Satin.

Satin. Someone named satin and often called fabric by his/her friends and family

by anonymous November 15, 2021

a girl named strawberry

Strawberry is a girl selling pussy for crack to the Dope man Dope man

Person one : you see that girl over there
Person two: yeah what about her
Person one : she is a girl named strawberry she is the neighborhood hoe

by anonymous November 17, 2021