texas chili bowl

Paying a whore almost nothing to lick the hot built up sweat from your ass after walking around in the sun all day.

billys mom loves to go to laredo texas for the authentic texas chili bowls and fresh queso.

by juan miguel September 18, 2006

Texas

the act of recieving head from another person, or giving head to another person
1. Texas coming to u: you receivin da head
2. U goin2 texas: you givin da head

Gurl1: Hey gues wat yo?
Gurl2: Wat?
G1: I jus got sum Texas!
G2: 4REAL!! did u go2 texas or did texas come2 u?
G1: TEXAS CAME2 ME!
G2: lucky bitch! lol

by kbaby45 July 23, 2009

walker texas ranger

An anagram of Karate Wrangler Sex. I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome.

Walker Texas Ranger!!!!

by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006

Walker, Texas Ranger

1. Half-wit action melodrama, staring Chuck Norris and mostly produced by his brother, that ran on CBS from 1993-2001. Dismissed by most as bad TV. The show enjoyed very good ratings and syndication sucess with a faithful fan base. The very bad action series also benefits from a cult following that sees the series as possibly the worst TV show committed to film. This fan base also watches the show, but they watch as if they are watching a Saturday Night Live skit, laughing out loud at constant unintended humorous moments due to the lame execution of the premise and heavy-handedness of the show. The show also gained notoriety through clips being played on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien.

Walker, Texas Ranger is to artistically good action TV as Naked Gun is to artistically good action film.

by ILoveWalkerBecauseIt'sFunny September 9, 2005

Texas Boredom

While bored, closeted Texans are known to engage in group felatio. Without females present.

Ahh man, I feel some Texas Boredom coming on. Whip it out Cletus!

by the9thdog January 27, 2010

Texas Crumpet

When you grab a womans vagina and lick it quickly before she notices and then throw it at her so it knocks her down. Not to be confused with "Three-Pointing the Texas Crumpet" which involves the throwing of the vagina at a wall so it sticks and the bitch is hanging there by it.

Man, Eric just gave jesse's mom the texas crumpet so hard she fell into a cactus and spontaneously combusted.

by Jordan Ullman June 21, 2006

Texas Wrangler Darlin'

A member of the UT spirit organization called the Texas Wrangler Darlings. These girls are distinguishable from other spirit groups by both their homeliness and slutty nature.

Male: I am a Texas Wrangler and even I would never date a Texas Wrangler Darlin'.

by texasfight1212 January 1, 2012