unicorn blood

you know that chick that puts holo crap all over her nails one hundred times yeah its holo nail polish

i dont have any unicorn blood

by the.acid.is.kicking.in September 5, 2016

Thick Blood Anthem

A song that makes your blood so thick it can't flow through your vanes.

Guy 1 "My grandfather died because he listened to a Thick Blood Anthem"

Guy 2 "That funkin blows chunks!"

by El_Chimichanga April 29, 2021

Blood Mallet

An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.

Johns girl was so hot, he had some serious blood mallet.

by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018

Blood Eagle

The act of nutting in your right hand while subsequently using that hand to slap a bitch in the face. NB: Use with caution and only on bitches and hoes.

She received a proper blood eagle only a bitch could’ve deserved

by Pedro_theViking May 13, 2024

Junkie Blood

The little blood that escapes after banging drugs.

Karl goddammit have some dignity and wipe that crusty junkie blood off your arm before you give hepC to the who trap house!

by Adam Mr.Blisters October 1, 2025

blood snake

Achievement: masturbating, until you bleed. an honor amongst fapstors

bio: Entrepreneur, activist, first obtained the blood snake 10-12-2014

by KazDK December 13, 2016

Blood pleanus

When a woman has a mischarged during sex

Even had a blood pleanus last night

by Theugabugaler April 9, 2019