contraception face

Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.

"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"

or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"

by genjon November 27, 2007

face bingo

shaking your head/face enthusiastically whilst a friend takes your photo recording a rare freeze frame of your face in its distorted state.

j: shake your face and i will take a photo, its called face bingo

by gummybear8624 May 16, 2011

tree face

man-whore who cheats on you but then says he loves you and attempts to make up for it by writing you a poem and proposing in it.

guy: "i know i cheated on you and lied about it, but i love you! i wrote you a poem. be my wife?"

girl: "holy shit don't be such a tree face"

by squirtle:) December 20, 2009

straight to the face

The act of consuming something, usually alcoholic beverages, in a focused and intense manner.

As soon as I get home, there will be wine- straight to the face.

by merboston December 31, 2011

vodka faced

The blank stare one gives after a heavy binge in vodka-based mixed drinks.

It is usually an act put on by someone often referred to as a trainwreck.

DANG! Latoya was so vodka faced that I don't even think she recalls snoballing with Toby last night!

by Sea Cow December 10, 2008

War Face

A face full of anger, rage, and adrenaline. Usually followed by a loud roar or battle cry.

"Now let me see your war face, soldier!"

by Mr.Klondike August 8, 2017

Tom-Faced

Excessively drunk, lacking all basic motor functions.

I was so Tom-Faced last night I passed out on Roger's couch.

by Tommy Okktane December 29, 2003