Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.

by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022

sleeped

(verb)

a word used when you don't know how to spell " slept "

I only sleeped for three hours last night!

by Megstersupreme February 9, 2018

Sleep

Basically your best friend, sleep will always be there for you on hard times.

Person 1: Brooo I didn't sleep last night I just played games.
Person 2: Really? I slept all day.
Person 1: Sleep is for weak
Person 2: Let's see about that when you work 6 days a week on minimum wage

by Tired Guy March 6, 2022

Sleep

A time where I can go where there is no more idiots and I can just have a break from life.

Dear sleep,

I’m sorry I hated you when I was a kid. Now will you please get me away from these idiots surrounding me?

by ImNotMakingANameFor1Definition November 12, 2017

two guys in a sleeping bag

Often used for massive mixed racial people like Terrell Jacks.

Wow terrell you look like two guys in a sleeping bag!!

by Littlejosh1518 May 7, 2018

sleep fighter

A toddler who goes bananas every night at 7:30 to prove to her parents, the world, and herself that she is anything but sleepy.

Little Crindy goes into beast mode every night before bedtime. She’s a sleep fighter.

by Cheek the Greek April 26, 2023

Sleep

A very useless thing used only by the weak. But sometimes humans need it to survive I guess.

Sleep is for the weak!

by xTheTricksterx December 11, 2017