The Sausage Roll

The sausage roll is where you buy a Greggs sausage roll and keep it at home you remove the sausage and insert your own “sausage” and then ask your partner to suck and eat the sausage roll

“I’ll give you the sausage roll if you shut up”

by Sargebutter June 7, 2025

Camel sausage

The imprint of a man's genitalia through his clothing. The male version of a camel toe

Did you see Larry at the gym today? You could see his camel sausage right through those gray sweatpants

by Fordguy301 January 27, 2022

Sausage Knocking

Looking for a sexual partner. Ref late night knocking on potential sexual partners window or door. A booty call.

Alt. Trying your luck with someone. An unlikely to be accepted request or deal.

After a few drinks Carl could often be found sausage knocking at one of his ex’es

by SeeSocAdmin November 4, 2020

Outback sausage

The Australia version of the Alaskan pipeline. The act of pooping into a heat resistant condom, placing it on the engine of a 79 series landcruiser in the middle of the Simpson desert, then inserting it into ones anal cavity.

Dazza: “hey Shazza fire up the cruiser, wanna give me an outback sausage?”

Shazza: “yeah no worries cunny, give us 10 and then bend over and drop ya daks bud”

by Von Deeper from Kalgoorlie January 15, 2022

sausage tunnel

A male penis that has been surgically altered and transformed into a female vagina.

Tom: Yo! I finally had sex with Tiffany last night. She was able to take all 5 inches of my manhood in her vagina.

Jeff: What do you mean in her vagina? Last year Tiffany was named George. He had surgery to turn his dick into a sausage tunnel. You just put your penis in another penis.

Tom: whatever! A hole is a hole ahole!

by SausageTunnel May 3, 2023

Sausage Bullet

A poorly time, and unfunny comment that ruins the entire joke.

Spubert: Yknow those funny tiktoks where they say their ordering a pizza, but they only dial three numbers
Reed: "Yes the pizza is armed" haha
Kayla: "Can I get some sausage bullets" hahaha...
...
*crickets*
*side eyes*

by Spubert January 17, 2025

Sausage McTucking

The action of a male becoming sexually aroused to the point of a stiff erection, which is then concealed by tucking the penis underneath the elastic of said male's underwear.

Timmy had such a big boner, luckily before he stood, he pulled a Sausage McTucking!

by Kraplach July 18, 2016