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get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane

He says get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane in a very aggressive way so it is really funny.
by teepee997 November 10, 2010
mugGet the get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking planemug.
A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021
mugGet the Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shakemug.
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
mugGet the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug.

Snakes

people that rip your emotions to pieces until your nothingness, only because they feel as if they don't need you
wow those girls are snakes
by ihatesnakes July 31, 2017
mugGet the Snakesmug.

Snake

Someone who looks and acts innocent to appear harmless but later bites you when you're not looking.

Some traits of snakes:

1. They will talk shit about you to your friends when you're not around.
2. They will propose every girl they encounter in two to three days after meeting.
3. They possess a shitload of knowledge which they heard somewhere from real intellectuals. You'd find them preaching aadha-gyaan (half-knowledge) to gain importance.
4. They'd copy your entire playlist and tell others that they're into that music just to look cool when in reality, they don't even understand that music.
5. They can't handle rejection. When a girl rejects snake's proposal, snakes call them sluts.
6. They are very immature but pretend to be mature. They hide their real ages in order to achieve that.

Location:
They can be found simping on virtual apps or on an island.

Eg. T-Rex
Person 1: Stay away from him. He's a snake.
Person 2: He doesn't seem like one.
Person 1: Time will tell.
by Idontliketrading September 27, 2021
mugGet the Snakemug.

Snake-tonguing

When a women shits with a thong on and it splits down the middle like a snake tongue.
The stripper started snake-tonguing whilst performing
by Manscaped72 December 21, 2023
mugGet the Snake-tonguingmug.

Snake

Kevin Durant, the traitor who left the Oklahoma Thunder and went to the five star golden state warrior team for a championship ring.
Yooo, he snaked you
by Catslayer$$$$$$ May 7, 2018
mugGet the Snakemug.

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