board shorts

Shorts for men who want to show their knees and thighs, honestly it makes your penis look smaller and they look bad on everyone. It's emasculating for most people.

guy: yo he's wearing board shorts
guy 2: tiny penis coded.

by benby100 December 10, 2023

Shorting

The acting of forgoing regular pants for short shorts.

Damn that guy is shorting.

by Frank Barnes January 31, 2021

short brenden

big monkey man. he sucks a fortnite. i love monkeys

short brenden he suck’s a fortnite

by fornitebllssucks November 21, 2023

short slight

when most of the media’s coverage about people of above average height is more negative than those of below average height.

The short slight made most rich people be of below average height because of the public’s perception of them.

by Coop Dupe January 23, 2020

Shorted

When the penis only goes a couple of millimeters into the vagina.

He was shorted during sex.

by Penis Lookr July 17, 2017

A Poncho short of a Tamale stand

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Shorts user

A shorts user is a person who uses YouTube Shorts on a daily basis. They are probably the most annoying and retarded Internet users of all time. They overuse phrases and make fun of anything, like using a retarded and stupid porn joke or calling something slightly weird an Ohio thing. They argue on ANYTHING, whether it's history, politics or opinions. They watch/make stupid and retarded sigma videos, stupid fucking reaction videos or any unfunny videos they can find. Overall, bluepilled annoying mongoloids.

xample 1
Shorts user: The Waffle House has found its new host.
Person: Can you please shut the fuck up?
Example 2
Shorts user: Most normal thing in Ohio 💀💀💀
Person: You're so fucking annoying.
Example 3
Shorts user: Bro said small penis 💀💀💀 Edit: OMG TYSM FOR THE LIKES!!!!! Edit: Mom, im famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: Shut the fuck up already!
Shorts user: Ur father left to go get milk lmao
Person: I'm done with this platform

by kazakhstantireprices2013 January 24, 2023