shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

Shocker

When a man is trying to get a woman super horny, he will often insert two fingers in her pussy and one in her booty....causing intense pleasure .

I wasn't into him until he used the shocker on me. Now I can't get enough of him.

Lame sex life? Tell him to use the shocker until you climax...it is incredable.

by Satan_Spice December 7, 2016

Shocker

To have a shocker is when someone has a shocker of a day

Eg: stirlo had a shocker when his level broke and radio stopped working.
Eg : jd had a shocker when his phone died

by Brett marsh October 13, 2017

Shocktop

When you're giving a girl head/top while also giving her the "shocker." Explicitly: performing fellatio while simultaneously fingering her vagina with 2 fingaz and her butthole with 1.

I wasn't really feeling him but then he gave some bombass shocktop.

by b0ng_ripper February 21, 2018

shockley broccoli

That one guy who is a little into vegetables, a little too much and ends up smelling like broccoli the next day.

“Hey, didn’t ya hear? I heard our pal Nick became a Shockley Broccoli the other day.”

“Duuuuude, no way.”

by MonikaManXXX69XXX69 May 7, 2018

shockfended

The state of being both shocked and offended.

I was shockfended to learn that my most recent brilliant ideas were shot down and marked "Needs Improvement."

by Just another prettty face June 6, 2018

Shockedeth

(verb) When you are beyond shocked and shooketh

when we found each after years I was shockedeth!

by fnafplayer12345 September 14, 2018