kick-shift

When someone's foot or feet smells bad or terrible.

The shift stands for like an actual shift between good smelling feet to terrible smelling feet.

Damn nigga, yo feet on dat kick-shift!

(something smells bad in the hallway and it sort of smells like bad feet) Somebody's feet on dat kick-shift!

by Chance.aka.ImakeDissShitUp August 30, 2010

Slow Shift

When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.

Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?

by Omniscient Terminialogicalinex October 7, 2010

the shifters

Liam and Caitriona x

kissing passionitly- The Shifters

by Cait &Liam November 23, 2010

Julian Shift

A change in a teenage male's life when he decides to to stop playing videogames, usually followed by a sudden ability to socialize.

That kid just underwent a Julian Shift and now all his friends want to to play him Xbox again, despite the fact that they were dicks to him.

by No Longer Funny Hitler November 6, 2011

Hangover Shift

The very first shift of the year.

I have to drink twice as much so i can wake up on time for my hangover shift on Jan, 1st.

by Tapfuma January 1, 2012

phantom shiftosis syndrome

Reaching for the shift lever in the wrong place when driving somebody else's car

My car's a '99 Camry (shifter on the floor between the front seats). My wife's car is an '02 Odyssey (shifter on the steering column). Any time we use each others' cars, we come down with a case of phantom shiftosis syndrome.

by Frank in Spokane February 15, 2013

baltimore shift

The act of freaking bitches with a rake.

Tj gunna give that bitch the Baltimore shift.

by Swagdaddy1234 December 14, 2013