Lord of the Rings

1. The Lord of the Rings...
An epic fantasy novel written half a century ago by J.R.R. Tolkien otherwise known as John Ronald Reuel Tolkien. It carries on after his famous work, The Hobbit. The Lord of the Rings is divided into three parts - The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, and The Return of the King.

The story of how Tolkien wrote his epic adventure is quite unique and his works are very inspiring to millions aroud the world.

2. The Lord of the Rings has been adapted into movies. The more memorable and accurate adaption being Peter Jackson's theatrical trilogy, released from 2001-2003. His films took home dozens of awards including Golden Globes, and many Oscars Academy Awards.

1. ~"I am going to read Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy this summer."
~"Oh... Okay... You do that."

2. ~"I've seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy 87 consecutive times."
~"No wonder your so pale.."

by Plumberry September 14, 2005

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bell-ringer

Big hit of crack cocaine, so called due to the effect of euphoria accompanied by a ringing in the ears.

"Whoa baby, that was a real bell-ringer"

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Ringing the taco bell

Schlicking, or flicking the bean. Female masturbation.

Naomi Watts painful attempts at ringing the taco bell in "Mulholland Drive" is disturbing to all but the most sadistic individuals.

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3 rings of marriage

Slang. The engagement ring the marriage ring n the suffering. The first part is the engagement ring. Only the beginning. Nothing bad. Yet. The second part is the marriage ring. It’s getting worse. The last part is the worst. The suffering. Most people don’t like being married but try to tolerate it. If you really love your partner then go for it! On the flip side, if you don’t like your marriage then don’t stick around and suffer!

What are the 3 rings of marriage? The engagement ring the marriage ring n the suffering. It starts out by getting engaged to be married. Then after engagement comes the married life. After the married life comes the suffering. Most people who don’t like being married get divorced. If they love their partner they stick around. Words of wisdom: if you don’t like the married life then don’t get married!

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lord of the rings

Lord of the Rings is a masterpiece. It was originally intended to be all one book, but it was divided into three books, and each separate book is divided into two books (confused yet?). The story actually begins in "The Hobbit," where Bilbo Baggins discovers the One Ring in Gollum's lair (which, at the time, was in a cavern within the Misty Mountains). Then in "The Fellowship of the Ring," Bilbo grants the ring to his nephew, Frodo, and then departs to start a new and relaxed life (but they soon meet up in Rivendell). Gandalf teaches Frodo that the One Ring was forged in the fires of Mount Doom for the Dark Lord, Sauron. Three rings were given to the Elves, seven to the dwarves, and nine to the men, but it was the One Ring that could mean peril to all that is good in Middle Earth if it was brought back into the hands of the Dark Lord. Frodo had to return it to the one place it could be destroyed, Mount Doom, in the heart of Mordor. Frodo originally sets off with Pippin, Sam, and Merry. They find themselves in Rivendell, where the council of Elrond takes part. Elrond adds Boromir, Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf, and Gimli to Frodo's party, and they become the Fellowship. To read of their perilous adventures through Middle Earth is to take an adventure through the ancient trees of Lorien, to journey through the dank darkness of Moria, and to wade in the waters of the sacred Nimrodel. If you're into fantasy, then Lord of the Rings is for you.

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them...
- Lord of the Rings

by 62orion86 April 9, 2006

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