body packer

A person who attempts to smuggle drugs (cocaine, heroine, meth etc.) by swallowing balloons, condoms, and latex gloves and recover them from a bowel movement.

In Locked Up Abroad, Mark Knowles is considered a body packer, he swallowed 67 condoms filled with cocaine.

body packer by Lena-Scarlette Katrina October 15, 2008

Noob Packin 

In Halo when three nubs get in the warthog in CTF BG and go straight for your flag like they have a chance at getting it, but are really just giving the other team a free triple kill.

noob #1> OMFG LETS GET IN THE WARTHOG
noob #2> YAY SHODDY DRIVING!
noob #3> IM A NUB. YAY!

1337 5ki115> Shoddy triple penetration

Noob Packin by 455 Mi1k December 6, 2004

Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory 

It's a porno about a some dude's nephew bout to inherit a sex toy factory but the only way to show devotion is by fuckin' some whore in the ass!

Filthy Fucker : Yo, you got dat new Spidaman movie?

Clerk : No.

Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?

Clerk : 'the fuck!?

Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory by CumChup December 10, 2007

packard hell 

slang for the infamous parckard bell computer systems in the mid ninties . Packard hell can refer to a computer that prohibits users to access the bios , as these were the first computers to do this . This makes any repair or upgrade a royal pain . It also refers to a computer that runs an anoying program at boot that is un-avoidable .

Packard Hell had to get the Hell out of the US and flee to Britian becase they SUCK . The name goes on (hey even shit rolls down a hill)with Hewlit Packard who refuses to suport them .

packard hell by zxcvbnm83189 December 6, 2006

Packing Loco 

The fetish of inserting a toy train into one's anus. Preferrably an 00 scale Bachman Mark 1 coach.

Tina'a been packing loco again, look how he's walking

Packing Loco by Mumbles274 February 3, 2009

packing a bomb 

When someone has a large amount of smokeless tobacco in their lip at one time, this is considered a "bomb"

Guy 1: Yo check out my lip, its fuckin huge!
Guy 2: Thats sum pussy shit, James has half a tin in right now
Guy 1: Damn, that niggas packing a bomb!

packing a bomb by Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy January 18, 2010

Black Packed 

Used to describe the first time a woman has sex with a black man.

Josh : Yo did you see the way Kimmy was walking today? What happened to her?

Matt : Oh man! You didn't hear? Last night at the party Kimmy got Black Packed!

Josh : OH SHIT!

Black Packed by TheReelDeel April 12, 2011