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Rock Island Rangler

A gay-boy, especially one in charge of rangling all the “rocks” on Last Place Island.

To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a hard “rock-like” object into submission.

Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.
Is “Rangler” even a word? My iPhone says Rock Island Rangler is not a word and shows a red line underneath Rangler, specifically. Wrangler is a word and it’s the same tight pair of bedazzled jeans the Cock Rangler wears on his daily hunt for Rock-like objects.

John: Man.. have you seen the bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that guy doing?

Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty funny to watch, but I must say… That goat fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!

The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”

Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.

Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.

Rangler. Spell check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.

There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.
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Battle for Dream Island

Battle For Dream Island (BFDI) is a show made by Cary And Micheal Huang. It has 5 seasons including BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, BFB, BFDI MINI, and BFDI: TPOT. The first episode of season 1 was released on January 1st 2010. It features 20 objects battling for a paradise Island. S2 is the same thing but with 22-27 contestants. Season 3 was unspecified. Season 4 has 64 in total (Two took 41) in Season 5 Two took 40 contestants and 2 new contestants joined.
Battle for Dream Island Is A good show
BFB is good
TPOT is da best
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Fire Island Lunchbox

When a gay male pisses and ejaculates into his partners asshole. The mixture is cured for 48 hours then shat out onto a hotdog bun. This is then eaten by both beachside.
Garrett seems to really enjoy the lunch he packed into Ronaldos Fire Island lunchbox.
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Rhode Island

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Sus bois (not wood in french) in… Prince Edward Island? is sus
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long beach islander

When you drink so much your piss is pure alcohol. You piss in a glass, top it with whipped cream, and drink it again.
I had a Long Beach Islander last night at the beach.
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