by nauticalmarc November 17, 2013
Get the All foam and no beer.mug. Mug root beer is an amazing soda. Even considered to be the best drink, but is tied with lean, thus nobody is sure which is the best drink. However, they have been wars and conflicts surrounding these two amazing drinks. So people argue that lean wins because it's the first drink to kill people out of its taste and the fact that if purple guy drank it he wouldn't come back in fnaf 26 in a wheelchair.
However, others argue about mug root beer. It was way older than "your mom gay" jokes existed, and the fact it's not actually beer means that anyone can drink it, and the fact it isn't a drug it mans it safe for everyone to drink. They also argue that lean is hard to make and the medience required is rare to find, but if you go to Walmart you just needed to go to the soda aisle and get the mug root beer. It's also cheaper than lean, meaning you can buy more at a cheaper expense.
However, both drinks are unhealthy. With the presence known as "addiction", it makes the user just drink more than the global consumption of bottled water. This led to hundreds if not thousands of deaths around the world. The addiction is now your new overlord, and it shall make you drink the drink you got addicted to.
But here is a new solution,
Why not combine them? Wouldn't that make it better?
However, others argue about mug root beer. It was way older than "your mom gay" jokes existed, and the fact it's not actually beer means that anyone can drink it, and the fact it isn't a drug it mans it safe for everyone to drink. They also argue that lean is hard to make and the medience required is rare to find, but if you go to Walmart you just needed to go to the soda aisle and get the mug root beer. It's also cheaper than lean, meaning you can buy more at a cheaper expense.
However, both drinks are unhealthy. With the presence known as "addiction", it makes the user just drink more than the global consumption of bottled water. This led to hundreds if not thousands of deaths around the world. The addiction is now your new overlord, and it shall make you drink the drink you got addicted to.
But here is a new solution,
Why not combine them? Wouldn't that make it better?
MRB Fan: Bro mug root beer is the best drink there ever is!
Lean fan: No lean is you idiot.
The person who tried both of the drinks: They are all equally as good, and better than your silly argument.
Lean fan: No lean is you idiot.
The person who tried both of the drinks: They are all equally as good, and better than your silly argument.
by HellInferno March 4, 2022
Get the Mug root beermug. by benlewis76 November 4, 2018
Get the Two-Beer Joemug. A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:
(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed
This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.
Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.
(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed
This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.
Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.
Tony: Ouch my head.
Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers
Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.
Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers
Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.
by mr dunderbak May 11, 2013
Get the beer slugging percentagemug. by D-Ricktar April 14, 2010
Get the Lost beer syndromemug. After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.
by Big Dogs Cock November 20, 2012
Get the Delayed beer shitsmug. by APA - Bristol October 15, 2019
Get the It's my glass of beermug.