Hym "Because if he (Noah) DID kill himself, then, GOOD. Fuck that pieces of shit. He FUCKING DESERVES IT. Wouldn't have a goddamn thing if not for a fat dick and being forced into a system (for touching little girls and BECAUSE HE'S MENTALLU RETARDED AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE SEX ACT) that allows him to succeed when he shouldn't. And NOW he DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING. He DOESN'T deserve to live and I DO. And now, you of spite. You want to force me to fail when I shouldn't. And I'm just going to kill you fucking kids for it. The cop that came into the gas station already told me that your whole plan is to keep me talking. For what? Until when? I'm not going to give any reason to stop me and if I get locked up for ANY reason I'll just do what I'm going to do any which is KILL YOU FUCKING KIDS IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE CREDIT I DESERVE AND LEAVE ME ALONE. If your piece of shit friend saw this and killed themselves? GOOD! YOUR KID? GOOD! JOIN THEM. You should do it too!"
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
Get the Noahmug. 
Noah is the sexiest person you will ever meet
He is very nice and polite
He also has a very very very big and thick ass
He is very nice and polite
He also has a very very very big and thick ass
by NiftyTugboat596 November 20, 2022
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a person who likes sparkly guitars. He is very expressive with his hands and is quite but won’t shut up.
Person1:”hey have you seen Noah?”
Person2:”no I think he left early to go play Roblox on VR”
Person1:”he didn’t even clean up his hotdog station…”
Person3:”He’s just a kid”
Person2:”no I think he left early to go play Roblox on VR”
Person1:”he didn’t even clean up his hotdog station…”
Person3:”He’s just a kid”
by WendysWazoo August 12, 2022
Get the Noahmug. an adjective used to describe when someone is extremely chill and nonchalant but also sexy and strong
Person 1: “He’s so nonchalant but hes also sooo sexy!!”
Person 2: I guess you could say he’s noahful!
Person 2: I guess you could say he’s noahful!
by wilbursimpforlife February 13, 2025
Get the noahfulmug. noah’s a great bestfriend, noah’s goofy, noah’s the best person you can have, noah’s a great loving guy, he will always be there for you through best and in worse, if you had him as a bestfriend,boyfriend, or friend, you are lucky :D.
Alexa: HEYYYY HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN?
Noah: HEYY I’VE BEEN SO GREAT BECAUSE YOU FINALLY TEXTED ME HOWS YOUR DAY BEEN?
Noah: HEYY I’VE BEEN SO GREAT BECAUSE YOU FINALLY TEXTED ME HOWS YOUR DAY BEEN?
by noahs bestie August 7, 2021
Get the Noahmug.