mike

a dumbass who makes fun of people

he is a mike

by Ben56176 June 3, 2018

Miked

To get completely destroyed shortly after embarking on a task, similar to how Mike Tyson KO'd many of his opponents within the first round.

Don't even think about walking in through the front door with no piece; you'll get Miked.

by Big Kike June 6, 2018

Basic Mike

A fucken pendejo who has no game often comes in at work fucking bitching and complaining about every fucking think due to all the shit he goes through (literally)

A person which asks do you miss me and gets rejected with No your just Basic Mike

Pinche Basic Mike.

Hey do you miss me ? No your just basic mike

by Cfanco June 7, 2018

miked

when your project gets smashed publicly by someone spreading negative verbage

Our community artjam needed extra cashola but it was miked

by therealtrooper June 10, 2018

Mike Tated

Backing into a parking spot. Backing into a parking spot so well, surrounding bystanders are just creaming their pants.

I once Mike Tated at an Applebees and I saw this chick’s knees buckle with excitement and pleasure.

by MACDADTATE August 12, 2022

Dirty Mike Special

When you fuck a girl in the butt while her head is in the toilet. After you finish, you flush the toilet and slap her ass while saying "thats why they call me dirty mike!"

Man, i gave this bitch the dirty mike special last night!

by Bophadies69 August 24, 2022

Mike Lova

1: Legendary Dj/Beat Maker Hailing from Rhode Island. He’s worked with many known Major Artists behind scenes and has been involved in many projects. His modo is spread Love Not War. Mike is an independent Hip Hop Artist “I’m dolo it’s just me I love everyone, unless you disrespect me, how you treat me is how I treat you” Too a certain point none of us are perfectly. He’s been making beats and DJing private parties since age 14 and put DJing private parties ect too the side. To focus on his beat making production. He has dropped a few blend mixtapes in which a famous Dj “can’t mention names” used his mixtape too get a major gig that changed that man’s life. “Hey I wish him the best…what are ya gonna do” Looking forward too many future projects from Mike Lova aka mikelova05 aka Mike “Lova” Calenda. You can Google for all his metadata. Just click on did you mean Mike Lova? Mike Love from the beach Boyz trumps him on there obviously because he’s a superstar

2: A person that love’s mostly everything, had no hate in their blood, has passion and forgiveness for others;,

I went too the club the other night and Mike Lova was playing the best music DJing

by Michael Calenda August 24, 2022