Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Mike

Self absorbed anime lover who coincidentally happens to be bisexual and obsesses over anime girls and smokes weed 24/7/4/12/10. He is very picky when it comes to choice of video games and gets pissed over the tiniest of infractions. He'll constantly ask questions too usually something to do with your opinion on something.

You're acting like Mike right now.

by Nerdgaming104 August 31, 2022

miked

something that has been recklessly broken/ damaged or messed up.

You really "miked" dinner when you left it the oven for too long.

by anonymous September 1, 2022

Mike Jones

A rapper is a Pokemon. Hence, the reason he says "MIKE JONES!" 2/47

Mike Jones: Mike Jones!
Person: Who is Mike Jones?
Mike Jones: Duh? I AM Mike Jones.

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022

mike

him.

mike is him.

by realfactos101 September 10, 2022

Mikelis

Mikelis is Latvian a name of archangel Michael. This means that Mikelis is a descendent of god. He is the most beautiful being to ever exist, and a man with the name Mikelis will always be loyal. The perfect guy!

Yo that guy gave that homeless man a Lambo! He is a total Mikelis.

by balandey October 31, 2022

Mike Jolley Complex

A person who feels the need to always insert themselves into an situation and try to help but tends to only make things worse

Kory: what did I missed in class?
Quan: we just reviewed the “Mike Jolley Complex”

by Movas November 2, 2022