The most dominant Olympic swimmer today. He is nothing but a self-absorbed, gold-digging glory hogging PIG who is inevitably going to win THE most gold medals ever and break Spitz's sacred record. He will PWN the Olympics and make every other Olympian into PUSSIES. He will become the GOD of Olympics and the GREATEST Olympian of All Time.
Michael Phelps will inevitably win eight gold medals in Beijing and nobody in the world is fast enough to derail him.
by F M Phelps October 4, 2008
Get the MIchael Phelpsmug. The God of water. A legend in the Olympics. An American who has ten gold medals and still counting. He is one hell of a beast in the water.
by KnightOIce October 10, 2008
Get the Michael Phelpsmug. by Alexa Meyers January 15, 2010
Get the Michael Chappellmug. 1) Olympic Gold Medalist for the United States
2) An enormous douche bag who can no longer keep his douchbaggery a secret from the American public.
2) An enormous douche bag who can no longer keep his douchbaggery a secret from the American public.
Quit being such a phelps....Hey stop hitting on my girl, thats such a phelps thing to do... Dude stop peeing in my pool, thats such a michael Phelps move.
by Steve 12345678 October 7, 2008
Get the Michael Phelps mug. Person A: How is Michael and Dominic today?
Person B: Michael is cool but expecting the red water soon. Dom's cool, last night's curry left a burning ring of fire, but he's cool now.
Person B: Michael is cool but expecting the red water soon. Dom's cool, last night's curry left a burning ring of fire, but he's cool now.
by wonderbra676 February 21, 2007
Get the Michael and Dominicmug. The most talented swimmer the world has EVER seen. He just broke a whole bunch of records at the 2008 Olympics in China, including most medals won at a single Olympics. He seems super nice, too; he's really close with his mom and sisters and dog. Plus all that swimming does more than just win him medals: it gives him the most amazing body ever. He's pretty damn sexy.
Person: Hey, did you hear that Michael Phelps just won ANOTHER gold medal?
Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.
Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.
by tennisiscool October 18, 2008
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