Max Bardgett

Max is the Top tech of the 0151, he is very angry but mildly accoustic, with a stick and OBD Reader he is unstoppable, pop and bang hater and old Audi saviour.
amazing with girls if you couldn't tell (pyar sarcasm)

disclaimer - Deaf

person 1 - "Max Bardgett"
max bardgett - "the wha"
person 1 - "init max"

by Notmaxbardgettfr March 7, 2024

max n' cheese

Delicious soup made of max and cheese (as you can tell from the name).
Can also be used as a form to smoothly say that someone is very dumb without them knowing.

"Lets eat some max n' cheese mom!"
"These guys are definitely max n' cheese...'

by howarebabiesborn. March 30, 2022

Max

the most badass fucking person you will ever meet

did you see max last night the ladies love him especially my mom

by your______ March 24, 2021

Max

Small mf who is a beast. Is chill when he wants to be and an animal when he feels like it. Seems like an idiot but has some high intellect. Is compatible with most type of people and is very noticeable when you're not compatible with him. Amazing and caring to close ones so it's a good choice to be close to him. Can give zero fucks about some things and many fucks about others. Cool guy in general if you get to know him.

Max is such an idiot.

by honeyeater November 23, 2021

Max Payne

A bad or fine girl

That shorty right there Max Payne

by Anti Cape February 7, 2022

Max

Not very good at things, specifically throwing sharp objects at wood. Speaking of wood max is super good at accounting and loves boobs(man). A max will never fail to make you smile - as long as he is not the type to peak in your window, watch out for those Maxs. If you get a good max you will feel equally appreciated and bullied, the best of both.

Hey is that Max?

Yeah close your window.

No not that Max the cool funny one

Oh sick man I’ll take one of those

Yeah.

by Livelaughlove1268 January 26, 2023

Max's Law

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.

"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"

by Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke March 15, 2017