Xavier is the best man in the whole wide world. None of you dirty skanks ever deserved his love. He’s mine suck toes and eat dick not his he loves me more then he ever loved yall. :)))
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A most likely white male that spends his time watching dirtbike porn.
Also has a truck that cost more than his house
Also has a truck that cost more than his house
by Namematthew March 8, 2017
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If you're a woman and you are single, date a man called Matthew.
He is kind-hearted, muscular, and overall an amazing human being.
Matthew will forever be the best name ever.
If your parents named you Matthew. You are lucky.
If you're a woman and you are single, date a man called Matthew.
He is kind-hearted, muscular, and overall an amazing human being.
Matthew will forever be the best name ever.
If your parents named you Matthew. You are lucky.
by coolguy123412 May 29, 2022
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People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024
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