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Kevin's Algorithm

Kevin's Algorithm is a algorithm created by two Genius college students which describes the evolutionary nature of the human brain during its first and second chronological sequences during midlife.

The algorithm in its entirety is as follows;
Kevin's Algorithm Java Example:

public static void findComputer(){
String website= {...};
boolean atWork;

for(String s:website){
while(atWork&&(s!=null)){
surf(site);
}

if(true){
findComputer();
}

}
by IOStorm April 30, 2011
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Kevin's Meatshed

A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.
Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?

Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.
by BNaae October 23, 2011
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Kevin Small

Kevin "Tom Selleck" Small (born January 29, 1945) is an American actor and film producer, best known for his starring role as Hawaii-based private investigator Thomas Magnum on the 1980s television show Magnum, P.I.. He also plays Police Chief Jesse Stone in a series of made-for-TV movies based on the Robert B. Parker novels. In 2010, he appears as NYPD Police Commissioner Frank Reagan in the drama Blue Bloods on CBS.
Aw maan! He's so Kevin Small!

Kill that nigga'!
by TomSellecksFanBase October 18, 2011
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Kevin Colby Hebert

Also known as a young Bob Patrick, Kevin Colby Hebert is the ultimate anal animal savage. He enjoys long walks on the beach and stimulating an innocent boys butt hole. (preferably 4-12 year olds). While scared to use his real name by the fear of being found and captured, Kevin uses the name "COBRA".
Hey Sammi, dont stay out too late, you dont want Kevin Colby Hebert to get your booty.

I wont mom.
by BUTT KISSER May 29, 2012
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Kevin Feltcher

The guy next door claiming to be heterosexual but is often seen sucking his man butter out of another mans anal cavity after a long night of fucking the dog shit out of him.
Dude I walked into the hotel room yesterday and found him all Kevin Feltchered out on some homo with a twirly straw"
by T-Diggidy January 7, 2014
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Kevin Wilfred Garcia

darkest nigga alive, sweatest ass mofo, has no aesthetic, likes skin-tight sausages
"Do you know Kevin Wilfred Garcia?"
"No, but his middle name is Wilfred."
by f u kevin October 19, 2015
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kevin clines

Kevin clines are for faggot ass retards who like a piece of shit style.
Hey i got Kevin clines aperal that means you are a retarded faggot.
by DeeezNutzzz April 28, 2016
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