pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.

My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.

by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014

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invenTORY check

A "bean-counting" assessment dat King George likely performed during da 1770's to determine how many Loyalists he had among his subjects.

Since da colonists were joining da Patriots in droves, just a single invenTORY check might not have yielded reliable results over da long term --- multiple sessions of said numbers-crunching might have been necessary to truly find out how many of da subjects still supported Da Crown.

by QuacksO November 15, 2024

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check

When you want to flex a stupid thing you own or do, but also you want to flex that you have no friends and you are cringe.
Usually used after the thing you want to flex with a long 'e'.

- I stole my moms dress check!
- You are a boy...

by MrRares November 18, 2020

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ea vibe checks

The King Of Creating Memes.

Damn, EA vibe checks is a good guy

by DankMemememememmes October 29, 2020

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Color Check

A term used in BDSM (or any dom/sub situation) where the dom asks the sub for a color to communicate how they're feeling.

Green - Good to go

Yellow - Slow down

Red - Stop

"Color check. How are you doing?"

"Green!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 8, 2024

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Fag check

When someone covertly questions your sexuality in a round about way as to avoid suspicion.

Girlfriend to boyfriend: Babe I was just wondering ... if you could have a three way with any other dude who would it be?

Boyfriend: I don't know...Brad Pitt?

Girlfriend: I knew it!!!

Boyfriend: I can't believe you just did a fag check

by Bucktavius June 9, 2017

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