idiotspeak

The language of idiots throughout the globe.

Idiot: Whad he sey?
G: Let me translate that into idiotspeak for you: Doy, doy, doy, duh... uhh... whatever!

idiotspeak by theauthormarkwilkins February 16, 2017

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idiotlect

a variety of any language which is spoken by those who learned that language in its substandard form

A: Like, omg! OMFG! For reals? Like, O-M-F-G!

B: I know right! I was all like, I KNOW RIGHT!
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C: Are they even speaking English?

D: Nope, they're using their very own idiotlect.

idiotlect by kittysiopao December 20, 2008

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idiot • idiotic • idiot box • idiotism • idiot sandwich • idiot light • idiot stick • Idioteque • idiot speak • idiota

idiotretardism

This is a disease affecting people so that they have such odd Idiosyncrosies that most people think they are retarded or idiots ! Though they are actually extremely intelligent, It may not appear that way to people who are not affected by this infliction ! They are also drawn to curmudgeons for some reason !

Carrie and Tonya have the idiotretardism disease !

idiotretardism by someone with this disease=] December 21, 2008