Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.
A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...
A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...
Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!
by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017
Get the human granolamug. Term for the sex position in which a standing/leaning individual receives cunnilingus from someone crabwalking bemeath them
"My friend and i engaged in the human centaurnipede last night, and purt near broke the futon in the process."
by Fibbermcgee July 9, 2023
Get the The Human Centaurnipedemug. by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025
Get the Human Giraffemug. 
Get the Humanmug. A sexual act involving four people, in which a person who is getting fucked is eating the ass of another who is performing oral. Or just a big line of people eating each others ass. Your choice.
1. Becky, who is getting ducked from behind is eating Sally's booty. While that is happening sally is blowing some dude.
2. A bunch of people get in a line on their hands and knees and start eating some booty.
Human centipede
2. A bunch of people get in a line on their hands and knees and start eating some booty.
Human centipede
by Therealmrclean September 28, 2017
Get the Human centipedemug. by TrashFangirlShipper August 24, 2017
Get the Humanitymug. by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025
Get the Humanmug.