The ugly ass (very popular) musician who can grab any girls attention with the sound of his voice. He’s just a normal shirtless guy you find on the street who just so happens to have an amazing voice but uninteresting lyrics
The act of slamming ass with a 1st chair clarinet who hasn't trimmed ages, and the resonant harmonics of dick on pubes creates a fart in the key of Big O Major.
This one time, at band camp, I gave Boomqueefa the Harry Reid. It felt like greased velvet.