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ham certains

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains
man she had tasty ham certains
by pauky dounut October 24, 2008
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july ham

Watermelon… The centerpiece meal of every hood bbq
Yo yo, lemme get a piece of that July ham, it’s hot as fuck out here
by PuffyRI June 19, 2022
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Hock Ham

by killdtheone1 August 4, 2010
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Ham Sucker

When someone slaps or punches the shit outta you. So hard, knocks you out cold.
I gave Abe a ham sucker at the bar. He was out cold for minutes!
by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018
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ham-ball

Any person who can generally just "ham it up".
You get Lola in front of a camera & she's a total ham-ball".

Girl gets to drinking so fierce, you can't take that ham-ball anywhere without making a scene.
by J. Steinbeck March 24, 2016
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Honey Baked Ham

When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.
Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??

Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.
by India Garden March 24, 2020
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Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo

When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.
A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.

Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.
by Grindo July 21, 2023
mugGet the Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloomug.

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