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ham panda

Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.
what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?
by Qton81 November 9, 2018
mugGet the ham pandamug.

Ham Daisy

"I could totally go to town on her ham daisy..."
by goatsbane June 17, 2009
mugGet the Ham Daisymug.

gone off ham

When you leave ham in the fridge for too long and it goes moldy.
The gone off ham tastes like dead skin.
by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023
mugGet the gone off hammug.

A ham

A ham is an object, person, word, or phrase in media that shows up once and becomes important later down the line.

The term comes from the 2019 Invader Zim movie, Enter the Florpus, where a literal ham was introduced into the story and later on was used in the final battle.
"Now pay close attention to that ham, cuz it's not the last time you're gonna see that ham in the story." ... "See? There's that ham again."

"God, I had no idea the cat was gonna be a ham. It makes so much sense now."
by ninjnir November 27, 2020
mugGet the A hammug.

Filipino Ham

The odor that any sandwich excretes after being raped in the hopes to come up with a substitute for mayonnaise.
Johnny’s always bringing Filipino Ham subs for lunch. Don’t talk to him.
by OGR3 April 23, 2018
mugGet the Filipino Hammug.

Ham

Me : "Shes cute dude."
My friend : "Nah bro shes ham"
by ilovemybloodyvalentine3 March 8, 2023
mugGet the Hammug.

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