Douche Cloud

The cloud of vape smoke that rolls out of someone’s car window when driving

There was this asshole in front of me letting the douche clouds roll from his 2003 Subaru.

by BigManBomb78 April 21, 2019

GoT douche

That annoying friend who won't stop talking about Game of Thrones, even though you haven't seen a single episode and couldn't give a shit about it.
Usually tries to make you feel like an idiot of not watching.

"You talk to Frank lately?"
"No, He's too much of a GoT douche."

by CaffeineDruid May 19, 2019

Diva Douche

A Diva Douche is a professional athlete with a ridiculous ego who thinks they are more than their team, and becomes a turncoat as they make decisions for themself at the expense of the team that made a name for them in the first place. Notable examples include Antonio Brown and Le’Veon Bell, formerly of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

I cannot wait to burn the jerseys of the diva douches that screwed us over last season.

by DrRorscharch March 14, 2019

Lacrosse douche

Typically a rich, white kid that plays lacrosse. Despite only having one post on Instagram (A picture of them on vacation in Seaside Florida) they still manage to have 1,500 followers. They have +100 nudes in their my eyes only, 1% which were sent originally and 99% which were sent from other lacrosse douches. A lacrosse douche is similar to a football jock except the douche is skinnier, more wealthy, and (although they come from a Presbyterian family) lacks Christian values. Steer clear from the lacrosse douche unless you are black, a thot, or a wealthy person who plays another bitch ass sport, examples being; male volleyball, tennis, any form of horseback, and sailing.

Person 1: I think I recognized the guy in that BMW.

Person 2: That’s Xavier, he’s a lacrosse douche.

Person 1: Yeah he stole my Juul.

by Inspector Sock March 16, 2019

Douche Turtle

A moniker for Mitch McConnell.

We need to get that Douche Turtle out of office.

by Flying Thesaurus August 5, 2019

Douch triangle

A douch bag and a triangle body in one, who likes to cheat and flirt with other girls and isn't loyal

Speaker 1: ugh Jason is such a douch triangle

Speaker 2: yeah I know man

by Ha.ha. iced tea. Ha.ha September 4, 2019

Douche diver

Someone who searches for a one sided opinion to make an argument for their incorrect, poorly worded or uneducated argument.

Those reporters for 23abc in Bakersfield are more like Douche diver's then journalists...in my opinion.

by Sokofromsocal September 25, 2019