Someone that tries to create a definition for their name or their girlfriend's / boyfriend's name. The definition typically consists of calling themselves or their significant other the most beautiful or handsome person in the world.
Person 1: Stephen submitted a definition for his own name that talks about how cool he is.
Person 2: What an Urban douche!
Person 2: What an Urban douche!
by Kevin the Hun March 6, 2020
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Get the Holiday Douche mug.Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.
"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?"
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."
by large barges July 14, 2020
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Get the snoot douche mug.Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe
Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce
Person 1. True and he can't get a girl
Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce
Person 1. True and he can't get a girl
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