Douche Cakes 

Eric Richard....a fag a d-bag...he is really gay and everyone hates him...

Me-Hey you know douche-cakes
Everyone-yea eric is gay

Douche Cakes by M.C.Falagan May 4, 2005

douche bag 

An epic jackass/asshole/prick.

Singh a.k.a. Infinity is a douche bag, he commits epic amounts of douchebaggery. His level of douchebaggery is so epic in fact that it was cited in the bible. It is of biblical proportions. He is a prick... I want to have his babies...

douche bag by BobKelsoe April 28, 2007

douche bag 

1.A bag full of vinegar and water used to clean out a womens vagina.
2.A retard that is being a brainless idiot.

1.You are such a douche!!
2.Don't forget to clean out yourself with your douche bag.

douche bag by Home Shizzle June 16, 2007

douche nozzle 

language variance. as in the german, du shnosel; arrogant young prick. came across this with my friend from germany. funny germanglish cross slang connection.

zat man hee theenks he iss so spveshial, iss he geevin uss de nose in ze air, perfect case of du shnosel. douche nozzle! same thing. love it.

douche nozzle by gumption101 January 9, 2009

Douche Claymore 

Somthing that you place on the ground (in a place that you know a douche is gonna walk)

Joe: Hey i watch this, i planted a douche claymore right over there where trevor is about to walk
Bob:Dude realy?
Joe: yeah DOUCHE!!!! (as trevor walks over the spot where joe planted the claymore)

Douche Claymore by Douche_Snyper October 20, 2009

douche bag 

what cartman and kyle call each other on Southpark, alltough they don't really know what it means.

You are the biggest douche, ever, douche!
"I'm not a douche!"
In "The Biggest douche of the Universe"

douche bag by j-douche October 16, 2003

Douche Bag 

A Greek Bastard Or Pud

Pud, You're A Douche Bag

Douche Bag by Snaggler December 28, 2005