I don't know what to tell you

A saying that's used to tell someone nicely that nothing is getting done about something,that they simply don't care or that you're "shit out of luck"

Employee: "We have a lot of work and no time to do it" Boss: "I don't know what to tell you"

by battleaxe June 13, 2017

Swimming in the kool-aid, but don't know the flavor.

Sometimes heard in military circles, the phrase denotes someone who is overly-involved but doesn't really know what is going involved.

Usually used to point out a micro-manager who misses the forest for the trees.

Upon seeing a clueless officer trying (and failing) to prepare a Rifle-Launched Grappling Hook for use (not his job), a soldier might state to another, "Man, the LT is Swimming in the kool-aid, but don't know the flavor."

Variations include "All up in my kool-aid, and don't know the mix", or the abbreviated "Swimming in it."

by Grazing Fire May 2, 2011

I don't piss where I eat

Example.. a man or woman that meets an attractive person in their apartment complex that chooses not to get romantically involved because that's where she lives. Said person is not going to piss where they eat..

I don't piss where I eat

by Ariesgrl July 8, 2018

I Don't Bay Leaf in Magic Burger

A Bob's Burgers burger, flavored with bay leaf

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Don't Bay Leaf in Magic Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

I don't hate the people, just the government.

"I don't hate the people, just the government" is something people say when they want to make prejudiced, often racist, comments about a country and its people based on zero evidence. For some reason that cannot yet be explained, the people who use this line almost always say stuff that would cause others to think they hate the people.

I don't hate the people, just the government. That's why we need to ban the Chinese from coming to our country until they become civi... I mean democratic. We'll call it the Chinese Ex... Anti-Communist Act.

by SeoyeonlovesDan December 20, 2020

don't it make my brown eye blue

the bruising of the sphinkter as a result of getting fucked up the ass

Oh, Suzy, I know how you feel! Don't it make you brown eye blue when your honey fucks ya up the booty?

by none of your fucking business November 17, 2003

I don't care if you're talking to God

Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.

Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!

by Shadowassasin13 December 20, 2010