Dad

He always gone for work, but when he comes back, he buys you everything you want.

Me: Dad, you've been gone for 16 years but... I still love you!

Dad: *sniff* Wanna go to the Lamborghini dealership?

by NotJohnWickFromNeoTilted May 21, 2019

Dad

The dude who makes you pancakes! <3

My dad, is the best dad! He makes pancakes better than anyone else!

by Best Webster May 22, 2019

raisin dad

Someone who eats raisin bran religiously and is also a crack dad

Amber: look at Ayden over there he is such a Raisin Dad

by Rachel Schindel May 27, 2019

Ur Dad

Is used as a shitty comeback

‘You’re so gay!’
‘No “Ur dad”’

by UrDaddysMom May 29, 2019

Dads

Day after drinking shits.

Damn I have dads and it’s coming out like lava!

by Death Keeper June 8, 2019

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits. What I like to call the revenge your body is getting on you for drinking too much the night before.

“Dads have arrived.”
“I’m going to be a minute, I have the dads real bad.”
“Dads are in full swing”

by Heyheyheyitsjohnaaaay June 15, 2019

dad

someone that u dont have

Your dAd left you.

by truthsucksdog June 20, 2019