Marching band

A marching band is basically fruity sports team

Man I wish the marching band wasn't always playing loud music that don't even sound like music

by The real chill April 10, 2017

rubber band man

A person incapable of achieving or sustaining a sexually viable erection without using a elastic or other impromptu tourniquet employed as a means erectile enhancement.

If susan is able to hide all of the elastics and hair clips in the house by dinner , she will be spared the unpleasantness of sex with her "rubber band man of a husband" husband who cound'nt do more than chump up without a small constrictive ban squeezing the base of his cock.

by fishpaw February 19, 2009

Band Camp

A code word for a swinger's club.

That way you can talk about it and people listening in won't know what you're talking about. They'll think that you play an instrument which is sort of true because you play the skin flute at Band Camp.

What are you doing after this? Going to Band Camp. I need to find a trio or a quartet.

by Manicorn Hunter July 28, 2012

Taco Bandana

Is a gangster mexican. Usually gang like looking.
The ones who have the bandana over there eyes.

Gangster #1: Yo homes check dat puto out

Gangster #2: Yo he a taco bandana

by James(the one u know) August 16, 2008

Band Geek

A Dork, Nerd, Douchebag, Fucktard! Spends all their time talking worthless band smack. Moves in odd clicks only with other band geeks. A hater of sports or anyone with atletic ability. The douchebag that always got their books and that lame ass instrument case slapped out of their hands in school. Non-Pussy getter unless a trick within the nerd click is handin it out. Thinks anyone NOT in the band is a loser. Can't dress for shit. Always look out for floods, white high-top Reebok shoes from the 1980's, shitty hair style, taped glasses frame, possibly a pocket protector with an exploded pen stain on the pocket. Things killer bands like Metallica, Slayer, Ozzy, Staind and Alice in Chains are lame. A band geek can always play the Barney song on their instrument. Blogs with other band geeks about sheet music and band camp experiences. Has only seen pussy when his mom gets out of the shower. Thinks condoms are flute covers. Need I say more?

Kill- "Yo, Band Geek..come over here douchebag!"

Band Geek- "Um, I'm late for band practice and my bike has a flat tire."

Kill- "Get in my trunk fuckface, I'll drop you off!"

Band Geek- "Um ok."

by Kill1349Chief February 3, 2009

Band Camp

A place where you can get pregnant!

Lexie: "Hey, where did you get knocked up again?"

Patty: "{Band Camp}!"

by Market Basket hottie June 13, 2009

Band party

A joint birthday party between Mana and me (Chris) that includes only people in the school band.

I postponed the band party twice.
Both times, the sole reason was so that Hannah Lynch could make it to the party.

by Chris Pierce April 16, 2005