Worm Bacon

Dried up worms on the sidewalk.

"Why do worms crawl out the dirt ehen they know they're just gonna dry up and turn into worm bacon? "

by Mooderator May 11, 2016

Western Bacon Cheeseburger

When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit

"I just pulled a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on my girlfriend"
"Nasty"

by sonic12576 August 3, 2016

maple baconator

To cover yourself in maple syrup and then sticking bacon to the syrup in an attempt to attract a Canadian sex partner

I might try the maple baconator tonight, I could really go a snow Mexican ey

by Oww my meniscus December 18, 2016

slimy bacon

When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle

She gave me such a slimy bacon last night

by Dicksoncider February 9, 2017

The Bacon Of The Sea

Cured Eel Strips

Gotta get the bacon of the sea up on my plate, my mouth waters for that sweet salty eel goodness.

by thesleepyeel March 11, 2017

Stranger Bacon

When you are sitting in IHop and you reach for your bacon and realize you it wasn't your bacon.
When you take a stranger's bacon by accident.
When you take bacon that isn't yours.

Luke was sitting in IHop and he reached for his bacon and then realized it was Stranger Bacon!

by Young Jamal May 23, 2017

elijah bacon

The best guy in the world so hot and sexy he could have all the girls but has one

Wow he's so Elijah bacon.

by 😆 LOL July 7, 2017