ass cheese

The mushy stuff that kinda gathers around your asshole after three days without a bath.

Jesus, Baby -- I ain't gonna lick the little feller in the boat until you get rid of some ass cheese.

by Jaraldo March 31, 2003

ass-truffling

akin to how a pig truffles in the forest for the famously hard to find truffle mushroom, "ass-truffling" is the act of snorfling around in the drawers of your lover looking for dingle berry gifts to sniff and chew.

Your average ass-truffler will make grunting noises followed by squeals of delight when treasures are unearthed.

*ew ew ew* *get away get away get away* help meeee, this guy I brought home from the bar is ass-truffling meeeeeeeeee!!!!

*smacks him unconscious*

by hello world champion April 7, 2011

dead ass

To be completely and honestly serious.
A reply used by people who have been questioned on the truth of their comment.
To be truthful and not lie.
A truncation of the phrase "dead ass serious".

Guy 1: Yo, swear I saw George (W.) Bush jump that fence for a corndog...

Guy 2: What? nah uh, you're lying..

Guy 1: No, for real! I'm dead ass.

by Tai June 30, 2003

ass tulip

noun - a lighthearted name for the medical condition known as a rectal prolapse. This condition is marked by the extrusion of one's rectal walls through the anus.

If you let that dolphin do you in the butt, you may well develop an ass tulip.

by strindberg March 18, 2003

horse's ass

The east end of a horse headed west. A stupid son-of-a-bitch.

Some people like Ed Asner's politics; I think he's a horse's ass.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

ass beard

The pubic hair of the anus region

I might plat my ass beard

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

Bout That Ass

BTA or Bout That Ass, an anonymous men-seeking-men Discord hookup group that is more focused on ass-play than regular & more common male homosexual activity. Known for being a spin-off of JC Gang.

BTA 666: "Hey I'm looking for some BTA(Bout That Ass) action in South Side, Chicago."

BTA 6ix: "Come through, homie. XD"

by Yo Josh from Discord February 26, 2019