Mud Nuts

Another term for shit stained balls

Tim has mud nuts from anal Anne

by Richard Hangslow December 16, 2018

Show-Nuts

A man's testicles after a vasectomy, ornamental but no longer useful for reproducing.

Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.

Had a bad fever and my balls got really hot, that usually makes you sterile but mine are show-nuts anyway, so what ever.

Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.

by Eric Thorsland June 14, 2018

Nut or Bitch

Trying to figure out if the assinine activity of an individual is due to them being insane or just a disagreeable bastard.

He is getting more incorrigible as he gets older, stubborn and a pain. I wonder, is it nut or bitch?

by tirtle June 15, 2018

Blackout Nutted

When you nut and pass out

Person 1: Yo Greg last night I Blackout Nutted and woke up at 12:00 am

Person 2: What time did you blackout at

Person 1: 10 am

by NiggasWithRocketLaunchers July 4, 2018

Nut tray

Any girl that you use only for sex. She doesn't mean anything to you, you just nut then leave. Nut trays tend to not be the most beautiful girls, because they are easier to smash then leave.

Friend 1: yo I need pussy, but none of these bitches that good bruh
Friend 2: fuck it, just get you a nut tray

by wakeandbakeandeatcake July 10, 2018

Rusty nut

Rusty nut: (noun)1. Primarily sexual in reference, a rusty nut is the condition of a scrotum that has been made red either due to slapping or some other form of trauma to the scrotal region.
2. Alternatively, rusty nut is a derogatory term referring to a man with red hair.

- (1)The ol’ lady got a little rough and really gave me a rusty nut.
- (2) Rusty Nuts O’Flannigan drinks Guinness by the gallon.

by TheYard July 17, 2018

Beak Nut

A beak nut is someone who is addicted to cocaine. Therefore a Coke head aka beak nut

Mate, you're a massive beak nut

by Dis one is de worst August 14, 2018