A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
by Dr Form November 1, 2020
Get the Blue Badge Wankmug. when atlas is driving through windale, wanking with cops watching other he has left his fathers house.
by gem gem December 7, 2024
Get the wanking in windalemug. Dancing while aggressively jacking off
by OfficialGooseStudios February 11, 2022
Get the Wank and Crankmug. 
by EnderGamesUBD January 14, 2015
Get the wank bankmug. When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”
by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025
Get the Pirate Wankmug. Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
by LordJenal May 18, 2022
Get the Wank Virginmug.