Jordan Ly is the hottest Vietnamese man ever. He is beautiful and has long hair and is a masculine gentleman. He gets all the hoes and fucks mad bitches. His mom tells him what to do and he says fuck no you do it. He pulls over cops because he’s a real mf. His legs are always tweaking and he makes out with his siblings.
by Mexicankid909 March 30, 2023
To look common sense in the face, and doing the opposite. To be given the answer and not realizing it.
Today at work, I Jordaned the shit out assignment I was given. I didn't realize there was a second page to the report, and missed what I needed to do
by Sage on the stage October 14, 2021
When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.
by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017
by Mr Picekle October 19, 2020
Should be next to become president! Not only is he smart, but he is smart! He is also rich and plays video games, which will make gamers happy too!
Guy 1: Dude, vote Jordan 2024! He's gonna save us all!
Guy 2: Yeah! I voted him like 10 times, because he's just too good!
Jordan: Hey! Wanna play some games?
Guy 1 & 2: OMFDYFSUIDOHCSIPCOACOPSJAPCP
Guy 2: Yeah! I voted him like 10 times, because he's just too good!
Jordan: Hey! Wanna play some games?
Guy 1 & 2: OMFDYFSUIDOHCSIPCOACOPSJAPCP
by Jordan Ched November 04, 2020
by she's Jordan February 24, 2025
Le Jordan Shaker Est Une Dance Pratiquées Chez Les Nécromanciens
Pour Glorifié Jordan Le Nécromancien avec sa grosse tête cubique là
Bref Voici Un Exemple
Pour Glorifié Jordan Le Nécromancien avec sa grosse tête cubique là
Bref Voici Un Exemple
by Trueyyy December 07, 2022