Jesus Syndrome

When a woman feels sorry for a man due to certain misfortunes or troubles and sleeps with him to help him feel better.She feels she can save him,even though for a minute..or two,max five!

1.He had been dumped by his girlfriend and lost his job on the same day so she got the Jesus Syndrome and gave him some.

2.Guy: (over the phone) Hi there.Will you come over tonight for some more loving

Chic:Dude like I told you the last 15 nights you've called,hell no! What we had last time was Jesus Syndrome. You've got a prosthetic leg now so you can walk again.I'm cured,stop calling me!

Guy: Bitch!

Chic:*hangs up*

by EricKay (credit to Nyambura) August 13, 2009

Jesus Shit

The best food in the world, straight from the ass of jesus or barbers oven

Barber you fat shit give me your Jesus Shit

by Mats Miller December 9, 2008

Ginger Jesus

When a gay dude shaves his pubes into the shape of a cross.

His robe fell open, exposing his perfect Ginger Jesus.

by Don Hote April 16, 2019

Jesus Keir

When someone claims to be the Second Coming of Christ. Some will believe and others won't. It's simply a matter of faith.

If it doesn't come from love, it's not from God.

JESUS KEIR! How long are you going to continue with trying to make people believe in Christ?

You are not what we pictured, you are a sinner, you aren't from the country we expected.

You have both religous and religious people hating you. Your proof and good timing is just as coincidence. You are not enough. Stop telling everyone God loves them!

by anonymous March 30, 2023

jesus footjob

Giving someone a footjob with a hole inside your foot

Dude, is your girl fine since the accident?
Yeah, we've done some kinky shit with it, she even gave me a jesus footjob!

by MajkiFag May 7, 2018

Neon Jesus

A relegious figure making fun of a fictional characterJesus from a bible of some sort.

"Dude I don't wanna hit that hooker with a bat" "Neon Jesus would do it."

by Flouressent god April 27, 2010

Jesus Juice

High Quality Smack. When Heroin is loaded in a syringe. Particularly dark/green tinted worked-up Heroin. One is thought to have ecstasy close to god-like from this.

Jimmy: "Yo, Tom you gotta get you some of this Jesus Juice. Shit's got me smacked off my tits!"
Tom: "Word? I tried some of that shit last week, had me speaking to God and shit!"

by ClerkJesus October 11, 2020