Hentai hair

Some one who has dyed their hair pink

Person 1: hentai hair you got the good shit
Person 2: yeah what you need
Person 1: vore
Person2 : take your pick
* god literally cries tears for the state of humanity*

by Actually a Faggot June 1, 2018

pappy hair

Hair that is erect and combed over. Makes the wearer look like a major douche.

Dude, fix your pappy hair!

by HisShadow March 30, 2004

Arse Hair Demon

Little invisible monster that grabs the hair on a guy's arse when shagging. Pulls the hair back and forth as hard as possible, resulting in the guy increasing his stroke rate to previously unimaginable speed.

Girl 1: "So, you got it on with Andy last night huh? How was it?"
Girl 2: "Andy was such a considerate lover until the point that the arse hair demon entered the room. Then he just pounded the shit out of me."

by Scotsdave April 2, 2006

Purple haired slut

a women of no morality that abandons her family and every other aspect of the life she built.

Look at that purple haired slut, did you hear she's homeless and dating a meth head on purpose?

by Breelyn June 1, 2020

Crusty shit hair

it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while

hey, did you have crusty shit hair when you were born

by Camels November 15, 2006

Hot mom hair

When a milf has really nice hair, know what I mean, I'm talking about upper-middle-class mom in lululemon type hair.

The woman walking her dog across the street has hot mom hair.

by decdaddy December 1, 2020

Madd Rad Hair

Amazing hair styles by Dahvie Vanity. Including the Mod Goth, Rebellion, Vanity, Death Hawk, and Sophisticated Chic. Also is the name of his hair company and a hit song by Blood on the Dance Floor.

I WANT MADD RAD HAIR DAHVIE!!

by @ddmae August 3, 2010