T. P.

While T.P. normally stands for toilet paper, it can also be used for grown ups, specifically men, to describe their time in the bathroom. T. P. stands for TOILET PENIS or TESTICAL POO, which is when a man goes to take a dump, he sits down, and penis touches the toilet water or worse, poop.

Guy 1: Dude I got T. P.'d in the bathroom
Guy 2: Aww, man that sucks!

by TheGirlThatFellTooFast April 9, 2015

P-nono

Another word for penis. The male version of va-jayjay.

Her va-jay jay fancied a bit of his p-nono.

by Eeenz November 2, 2009

Pushin p

The act of twins riding eachother in the bathtub

I’m pushin p with my brother

by Pushy p January 27, 2022

Pushin p

(Specifically two males) When you and a friend are on all fours with a double sided dildo and slap your bums together as you ride it

“Me and bro be pushin p”

by Dickwater69 January 20, 2022

P Sprague

Getting held down and having someone fart in your mouth.

My brother and his friends held me down and P Sprague -ed me and now all i can taste is poop.

by AconcernedCitizen420 December 18, 2010

P-toots

That to, or pertaining to:
-Prostitutes
-Farts
-Breasts
-Adjective form ("You're being a real p-toot right now")
-Foreign food
-Expletive ("Awww, p-toots!")
-A way of life.

These Indian p-toots taste like ash and ketchup

by Smoove D November 26, 2010

pushing p

pushing mean like it’s very hard achieving your goal

Pushing p is like trying to fw a philly nxgga

by pushing 🅿️ January 17, 2022