then i found 5 dollars

when you tell a bad story, and everyone knows it, say "and then i found 5 dollars" to make people think that it wasnt a shity story.

Me: "so the other day i went bowling"
Larri: "and...?
Me: "i almost bowled a 200!"
Larri: "that was the worst story ever"
Me: "...then i found 5 dollars"
Larri: "AWESOME!!!"

by Ductape419 December 2, 2007

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Ace of spades and the 5 of clubs

To lay down a vicious ass-beating country style.

I'll come down there and lay the ace of spades and the 5 of clubs on yer' ass if n' ya' don't stop humpin' my sister-lover!

by Eskotwo April 7, 2009

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1 Guy 5 Shotguns

A shock video that was possibly uploaded on bestgore but got deleted afterwards, it allegedly shows 5 men killing a man tied to a tree with shotguns. This is most likely a hoax because some people says it just never existed.

Guy 1: do you know 1 guy 5 shotguns?

Guy 2: yeah, thats just 100% hoax, not real at all

by nfsvsforza March 14, 2023

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Farnsworth Aerospace 5-8

Farnsworth is a bitchass school , everyone there either two faced or slow and retarded. this school wackk like on god , everyone there they got clout lmfaoo. the popular girls always tryna help new kids with they schedule and give a good impression.

someone new : needs help with schedule at farnsworth

popular girl : I'll help , being nice to them .

Farnsworth Aerospace 5-8 means people think they have clout .

by imallexx's wife November 7, 2019

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5 oclock shadow

When, somehow, a little bit of shit ends up on the underside of the tip of a penis.

When a man sitting on a toilet after takin a crap wipes his ass from back to front. And without realizing it brushes his soiled tissue under the tip of his penis. As his partner later on unzips and strips him, he or she, while looking at his unit straight in the eye, notices a 5 oclock shadow.

by JimmyT October 16, 2005

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