When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.
Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.
I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.
I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.
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Get the shut up tj mug.Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.
He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
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Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
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