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Illusory ass

A seating position used by people with the lack of an ass to make it appear as though they have one. Involves curving the back forward, while leaving the ass in a normal seated positron.
Even though she really had no ass, the illusory ass position made it look like she did.
by The guy September 13, 2016
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Picnic ass

1.
When a womens ass is large enough that when consumed you do not come up hungry.

2.
When a womens ass is used like a table to hold your plate of food.
1.Kelli has such a picnic ass, the last time I ate that booty I was not hungry for 2 days.
2. I went to Patty's house for dinner, she farted on my plate of hotdogs when I was using her picnic ass.
by jumbofupaass May 27, 2022
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shit is ass

Like to say something that is trash menacing and nobody like and if u like it go to hell
by Jesusisabeaner69borderhopper February 9, 2023
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Weak ass day

Bro I got a weak ass day today
by Dn28 May 11, 2023
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beasty ass

If yo man or woman got that mountable pushing cushion, it can be referred to as a beasty ass. This could be for two reasons the tushy makes you tear up the pure sexual titillation each time that trouser material tightens or the ass is truly untameable, when you be bashing that bottom button your duck diving everywhere to avoid the beautiful bouncy booty.

Beasty arse is also used in some part of the world.
Partner squats to look in lowest cupboard
You (mental straining not to pounce on them) "fuck that's a beasty ass"
by TheDimeofTime January 27, 2018
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Ass Equilibrium

PERFECT MIX OF NOT BEING ASSLIKE AND BEING EXTREMELY ASSLIKE
Wow I just interrogated a girl who said something funny like “it smells like ass” my ass must not be equilibrated (no ass equilibrium)
by Mibrhim555 March 4, 2022
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watch your ass

"I am going to raid them"
"Well, so watch your ass"
by Alhind69 July 3, 2022
mugGet the watch your assmug.

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