clarky big dick

A boy with a large penis

Coorr girls have you seen clarky big dick yet?

by Mluvky April 21, 2017

baker's dick

A dick of a length matching exactly eleven inches in length, of any girth. Similar to a subway dick, but one inch smaller.

The dude I fucked last night had a baker's dick. It was huge.

by Drunkbastard1337 April 21, 2017

see this dick

When a guy wants you to have sex with him, but you're holding out.

Example: girl you better come see this dick!

by Chocolate shake April 24, 2017

swivel on my dick

metaphorical (for women mainly) for people who don't have dicks but feel like they should be a guy and that people should suck on their cock. Instead of sucking on cock, you should be more elegant and say swivel on my dick. Usually used when someone is being a little bitch and they need to stop.

how about sunday?
how about you swivel on my dick

by swivelonmydickdotcom April 25, 2017

Bobbing for dick

When one repeatedly nods their head up and down (usually with their mouth open) in an attempt to stay awake, thus appearing to be giving a blow job.

Mark got tired in class, and began bobbing for dick.

by BigDaddyDJ May 21, 2017

lazer shark dick

noen: the plasma gun the you can get in every "doom" game that is playable.

"hey look the doom guy just picked up the lazer shark dick."

by NexusGaming May 30, 2017

toni's dick

a dick which is so small, it doesn't even exist

that guy over there, i think he's got a toni's dick

by jaja, du weißt schon June 25, 2017