Minigun Dick

To uncontrollably shoot your load at rapid speeds in multiple directions, almost mimicking a minigun.

"Man, I fucked Jenny last night and that filby said I had a minigun dick!"

by Peacuck May 28, 2018

Dick mitten

A male who his such a pussy bitch that if they were to go to prison...other inmates would repeatedly rape that pussy bitch individual. Therfore the other inmates would "wear" the pussy bitch like a dick mitten.

"Anthony...you are such a bitch if you ever got locked up the other inmates would wear you like a dick mitten"

by MURPHYS_LAW February 19, 2017

Ralph's dick

Ralph's dick is white and looks like a clear bottle of milk and it can shoot around 20 meter up

Ralph's dick might be the best small dick ever

by Puberazor November 21, 2021

High Dick

When your dick feels like play-doh when you stroke it cause you're so fucking high that it feels like play-doh.

"I was stroking my dick and it felt like play-doh, so it must've been a high dick."

by fobunite69 March 28, 2020

later dick

Verb: To announce your intention to bounce from the company of your bros.

Jim just got a text, grins, then yells, "Later dick" and leaves.

by Rev1318 April 2, 2017

Orange dick

When your dick smells like orange

Friend: bro she said I had orange dick!
Me: what the hell is that?
Friend:you don't wanna know.

by Larger Orange October 28, 2018

Dicked

Another definition for a boy going down on you or in other words, sex

I just got dicked last night

by Typical Niamh July 16, 2016