shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

send a dick pic day

guys send dick pics to girls when asked to

girl: send it over🤭
boy: nah
girl: but look at the day it’s send a dick pic day🤨

by bozozozo April 20, 2022

lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022

You just need some dick

A women that don’t act right so her boyfriend day u just need some dick

Girl:daddy I fucking hate you
Boy:you just need some dick

by Thxt.ho33.ari April 22, 2022

Landen’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Landen over there! Landen’s dick size of 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022

sexy asshole dick small or big idk

big boi

sexy asshole dick small or big idk

by aunusedhandle May 3, 2022

Chase’s dick

…there’s nothing to see here

“Have you seen Chase’s dick?”
“Wdym?”

by SamHodgsen13 May 3, 2022