Dick Ticks

The number of times your penis spasms during an orgasm.

That root was good, she gave me 20 Dick Ticks

by Crazy Mozambician September 2, 2019

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

liver dick

The penis of a failed musician that is covered in a half an inch of bees wax.

Girl 1: "did u hear anita got back together with glen?"
Girl 2: "no way she told me glen has a micro liver dick"

by GreenhouseAntiTheftLeague April 18, 2019

International Suck A Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on May 20th

Him: Baby you know what day it is?
Her: Of course I do! It's the International Suck a dick day!! I ve been looking forward to it since last time!! Cant wait babe!

by Jkbb24 May 20, 2022

Dick

some how a shorten form for Richard instead of you know Rich

Kate:Thats Richard but everyone calls him Dick
Tom:Wow, people can be cruel
Kate:Nah that a short form for Richard
Tomಠ_ಠ

by (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ September 23, 2019

Dick

He was there, sitting with a bulge inside his pants. God that made me horny. He was one of the lady’s most wished guy. I sit next to him. “Follow me” he says. He grabs my hand and drags me upstairs, into his room. When we got inside, he aggressively pushes his lips against mine. We make out for what seemed like hours. I then make a move and push him on the bed. I take my shirt off leaving my naked tits. He takes his pants off, leaving his 7 inch dick. I take my pants and panties off and let him burst into me. I moan his name in pleasure.

We fuck for the rest of the day.

He has a massive dick!

by ThatDefinitionGirl November 14, 2020

food dick

when the food makes you horny.

Damn my food dick is so hard right now, I can eat a horse.

by poshzilla March 16, 2020