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Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.
OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!
by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017
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my enemy's enemy is my friend

(a phrase taken out of The United States foreign policy):

a phrase meaning: as long as I have a common enemy with a given person and I will take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.
Jason: James my man, why the heck are you friends with Robert? He convince you and Alison to break up and the took Alison's virginity anyways.

James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I had a common enemy, whose name is Carl, and we became friends before the whole affair with Alison simply Robert hates Carl because Carl stole his car. And I hate Carl because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.

Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl? and you don't care about Robert betraying you? wtf?

James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I became friends because we did have a common enemy, Carl. and I don't care about Robert's betrayal, because I took that risk when I became friends with him.
by Sexydimma December 12, 2012
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My yellow

It's 'your person', someone who makes you happy. Your safe place, who saved you and that's why you are still here.

The reason for the daily smile.
"he/she is my yellow"
by rafa cooper April 7, 2021
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My ass crack day

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"
by muíamor October 19, 2019
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Driving in my car right after a beer

A meme where asgore runs over dess
Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!
by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025
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o my god

by h0bo October 7, 2020
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Oh my gurl

When you have a rough time doing something and it involves girls.
You&Me: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Me:*Loses* Oh my gurl.
by CYCY_23_NCT March 27, 2022
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