Testosterone in my pants

Slang for boner/Erection 🍆👖
Like how not to say the word boner/erection

X1:so tell me what happened in school.
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)

And something embarrassing happened

X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?

by APersonthatKnowsSexEdBefore9th December 2, 2022

fixed my window

The "act" of getting deepthroated with a raw chicken leg

Kyle "fixed my window" last night .

by AnalAndRoblox March 26, 2017

Suck my ass

Seriously how do you put both ass cheeks in someone’s mouth? Unless you’re Julie...

Suck my ass no homo

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.

Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!

by stochasticsam December 23, 2010

eat my brain

A more aggressive, in-depth, informative approach to picking ones brain for information.

Adjective: "Hey Steve, I know you really want to come work at the company I'm at. Want to eat my brain about it over drinks later? "

by @black_forests April 27, 2017

Kiss my belt

means suck my dick or you’re my bitch or another phrase as in i want to fuck

Are you ready to kiss my belt bitch?

by demondle July 5, 2019

socc my cocc

a DANK way to say "suck my cock/dick"
Also a super insulting insult,worse than the Steven Slutniversr fusion of "ur mom gay","ur dad lesbian" and "ur granny tranny"
The only insult which can eliminate the universe along with all which is part of it

Lenny man:ur mom gay
Other Lenny man:ur dad lesbian
Lenny man:ur granny tranny
Other Lenny man:no u
Lenny man:you've triggered my trap card!!!11! socc my cocc
Other Lenny man along with the Vast universe:*fucking implodes*

by Lenny McMemer June 18, 2018